Cultivation Chat Group

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    • Shuhang, an easily bored ordinary student with no dreams, is invited to join a strange chat group
    • Every single member seems to be a die hard fantasy enthusiasts who chat nonstop about magical things
    • A hilarious series about a guy whose beliefs are turned upside down by a chat group full of deities
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    On a certain day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a deeply afflicted Xianxia chuunibyou (Year 2 middle school disease) chat group, the group members inside all address each other as ‘fellow Daoist’. Their contact cards are all either Sect Master, Cave Master, Spiritual Master or Heavenly Expert. Even the group master’s missing pet dog named Great Devil Dog abandoned his home. They chat all day about things like concocting pills, intruding mysterious territories, martial arts experiences and more.

    One day, he abruptly realizes after lurking for a long time that... in this group, every single group member is actually a real cultivator, with the ability to move mountains and drain seas, the kind that can live for thousands of years!
    Ah ah ah ah, his worldview has utterly collapsed in a single night!
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    Published2017
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    Other namesКультивирующая чат-группа, Dank Cultivator Memes, Xiu Zhen Liao Tian Qun, 修真聊天群
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    Chapter 173: The Disappearing Passengers and the Strange Light Particles
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      Chapter 172: Excuse Me, Is There Anyone Here That Can Fly a Plane?Dec 4, 2019more_horiz
        Chapter 171: Venerable White: Don't Worry, I'll Be Your Matchmaker!Nov 29, 2019more_horiz
          Chapter 170: Who's That Person Chasing Us?! Quick, Ask Shuhang!Nov 28, 2019more_horiz
            Chapter 169: The Frightening Branch-Tracking TechniqueNov 23, 2019more_horiz
              Chapter 168: The Man That Makes Others JealousNov 21, 2019more_horiz
                Chapter 167: Monster HunterNov 18, 2019more_horiz
                  Chapter 166: What A Sweet-Talker!Nov 14, 2019more_horiz
                    Chapter 165: The Problem With Teaching NativesNov 8, 2019more_horiz
                      Chapter 164: Pay Up, Lady Onion!Nov 8, 2019more_horiz
                        Chapter 163: Marriage! Marriage! I'll Marry!Nov 4, 2019more_horiz
                          Chapter 162: Song Shuhang's DeathOct 30, 2019more_horiz
                            Chapter 161: A Masked Thief? An Assassin?Oct 24, 2019more_horiz
                              Chapter 160: A Pigtailed Senior White!Oct 22, 2019more_horiz
                                Chapter 159: Soft Feather's Bamboo Slips FormationOct 18, 2019more_horiz
                                  Chapter 158: Burning Incense For Senior WhiteOct 16, 2019more_horiz
                                    Chapter 157: A Size-Reducing PurseOct 10, 2019more_horiz
                                      Chapter 156: Shuhang, You Have Another Package!Oct 8, 2019more_horiz
                                        Chapter 155: City In The SkyOct 4, 2019more_horiz
                                          Chapter 154: The Strings Of KarmaOct 2, 2019more_horiz
                                            Chapter 153: Lost TechniqueSep 27, 2019more_horiz
                                              Extra 4: Becoming An Onion SpiritSep 25, 2019more_horiz
                                                Extra 3: If I Were An Onion?Sep 25, 2019more_horiz
                                                  Extra 2: If I Were An OnionSep 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                    Extra 1: Appearing In A DreamSep 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                      Chapter 152: Three-Hundred-Year-Old Onion Spirit and Lamb Stir-FrySep 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                        Chapter 151: Whatever, Just Chop Me Up If You Want To!Sep 18, 2019more_horiz
                                                          Chapter 150: Pretty Female Monster Special SkillSep 13, 2019more_horiz
                                                            Chapter 149: Who Would've Thought That You'd Force Me To Use This Move?!Sep 11, 2019more_horiz
                                                              Chapter 148: Meteorite... Boom!Sep 6, 2019more_horiz
                                                                Chapter 147: This Speed Isn't Right!Sep 3, 2019more_horiz
                                                                  Chapter 146: Driving a Tractor Home?Aug 29, 2019more_horiz
                                                                    Chapter 145: Let's Wish Upon a Shooting Star!Aug 29, 2019more_horiz
                                                                      Chapter 144: Senior White and the Walking TractorAug 28, 2019more_horiz
                                                                        Chapter 143: The Youth in Grenn Made a Double Kill!Aug 22, 2019more_horiz
                                                                          Chapter 142: The Youth In Green, Riding A White Horse, Is Here Again?Aug 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                            Chapter 141: The Madman Racer Wearing The Pekingese Mask!!Aug 19, 2019more_horiz
                                                                              Chapter 140: Benefactor Cao, someone's Looking For YouAug 16, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                Chapter 139: Benefactor Cao, Liars Will Get Their Butts Spanked!Aug 13, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                  Chapter 138: The Sleeping Gas Is ExpiredAug 11, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                    Chapter 137: Come Learn How To Refine The Qi And Blood Pill!Aug 8, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                      Chapter 136: Benefactor, Do You Guys Sell Children Here?Aug 7, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                        Chapter 135: Their Ability To Stir Up Trouble Tops Each Other!Aug 5, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                          Chapter 134: Where's Instructor Li?Aug 1, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                            Chapter 133: There's A Pekingese Flying An Aircraft!Jul 30, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                              Chapter 132: Hey, Where Did Instructor Li Float Off To?Jul 28, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                Chapter 131: Senior White: Let Me Repair This Huge Hole!Jul 26, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                  Chapter 130: Shuhang, Should I Teach You the Turtle Breathing Technique?Jul 23, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                    Chapter 129: Speed And Passion Part 2Jul 21, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                      Chapter 128: Speed And PassionJul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                        Chapter 127: A Supersonic Helicopter!Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                          Chapter 126: The Spacesuit And Senior White's MisunderstandingJul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                            Chapter 125: The Sky's The Limit? Of Course Not, We're Aiming For Space!Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                              Chapter 124: Little Guoguo's "Hard To Mention" SecretJul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                Chapter 123: Ah~ That Familiar Scream!Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                  Chapter 122: The Love Of A Father Is As Big As A Mountain: Venerable Spirit ButterflyJul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                    Chapter 121: The Seniors That Lost Their Memories!Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                      Chapter 120: Speaking Of Which, Senior White, I Won't Die Right?Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                        Chapter 119: Haha, I Finally Broke The Seal And Emerged!Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                          Chapter 118: Do You Find Venerable White Attractive?Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                            Chapter 117: Fear Not, I Have The Blood Evasion Technique!Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                              Chapter 116: Junior, What Are You Doing?Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                Chapter 115: An Embarrassing Trump CardJul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                  Chapter 114: Disposable Flying Sword - Launch!Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                    Chapter 113: Will It Be A Natural Calamity Or A Man-Made Disaster?Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                      Chapter 112: Such Amazingly Godd Luck... Doesn't Fell Right!Jul 20, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                        Chapter 111: I'm Actually Pretty Lucky Today!Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                          Chapter 110: Lightning PalmJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                            Chapter 109: Are You Threatening Me?Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                              Chapter 108: Senior White's BlessingJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                Chapter 107: Venerable White's SelfiesJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 106: Cultivator-Style Bunhee JumpingJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 105: "Virtuous Man's Ten Thousand Mile Walk" and "Lightning Palm"Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 104: The Daoist Priest's Disciple is a Great MasterJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 103: This is Like Hitting Someone Who's Already Down!Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 102: When Your Hair Reaches Your Waist... Will You Marry Me?Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 101: Different Kinds of Styles!Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 100: A Young Man With Green Robes And A White HorseJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 99: Did I Travel To Another World?Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 98: It's A Disease... And Needs To Be Treated!Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 97: Young Mistress Candy, Cooking LadyJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 96: Branch Leader Jing Mo's Trump CardJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 95: I Managed To Survive Again Today!Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 94: It's Still Too Slow!Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 93: Tie Her Up?Jun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 92: Fairy LycheeJun 14, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 91: Penniless Thief Sect's Young Mistress CandyApr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 90: Burning SaberApr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 89: I'll Take All Six Of You By Myself!Apr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 88: A Heavens - Buring SlashApr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 87: Disposable Flying Sword, Edition 004Apr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 86: Opening The Second Aperture - The Eye Aperture!Apr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 85: The Ghost Spirit Mutated!Apr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 84: A Corpse Bringing Equipment From A Thousand Miles Away - The Sentiment Is Even More Valuable Than The Gift!Apr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 83: Making A Contract With The Ghost SpiritApr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 82: I'm Sorry! I've Got The Wrong Person!Apr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 81: Senior's Luck... Is Very GoodApr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 80: No Reason To RefuseApr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 79: Immortal Cold Atr Box?Apr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 78: Actually, All The Accounts In That Chat Are Mine!Apr 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 77: The Senior Who Can Trip On Flat Ground... How Scary Can He Be?Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 76: Doudou + True Monarch White!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 75: Someone Wants To Steal True Monarch White!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 74: The Bewitching Statue Of The Celestial GodMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 73: Your Dog HusbandMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 72: Go On A Walk With Me!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 71: The Big Dog: Let Me Borrow Your Chat Account For A Bit!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 70: A Nameless Celestial God In A Nameless TempleMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 69: True Monarch White Will Soon Come Out Of Secluded MeditationMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 68: Su Clan's Seven VS Young Master HaiMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 67: Friend Shuhang, Do You Want To Get Something Good?Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 66: Watch Senior Seven Completely Destroy The Moon Saber SectMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 65: First Time Riding A Flying Sword - My Legs Are Shaking!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 64: Each Stratagem's NeedMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 63: What Should You Do When Encountering A Large, Carnivorous Monster?Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 62: Attacked By Weaklings!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 61: "Su Clan's Sixteen", Car-Ried AwayMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 60: There Isn't Much Time Left For The GirlMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 59: Secret Technique Blood God SaberMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 58: Oral Command: Abbot Profound Principle Is Most Handsome!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 57: Sixteen VS. Immortal Farming Sect UncleMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 56: I Have Half A Fasting Pill - Do You Want It?Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 55: The Boy And Girl Who "Eloped"Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 54: Seven Colors Wonder Fruit And The Immortal Farming Sect!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 53: Sixteen Has Run Away From HomeMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 52: Temporary Sword Controlling TechniqueMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 51: Express Delivery RobbedMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 50: Chat Group Owner's Divine Weapon: Great Muting Technique!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 49: Altar Master's Resentful Spirit?Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 48: A Very Advanced Fire-Controlling Magical TreasureMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 47: Wow, Chinese Kung Fu!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 46: Strange DreamMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 45: Why Do Seniors Communicate Using Chat Apps?Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 44: A Lot Of Bad Good PeopleMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 43: Ill-FateMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 42: Sir, I'm Really Not A Scammer!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 41: Black SuitcaseMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 40: Friend Shuhang, The Object Of His Seniors' AdmirationMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 39: Foreign Monk, Glowing Brilliantly!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 38: A Pity! This Great Master Is Shameless!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 37: Move Aside! Let Me Put On An Act!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 36: My Luck Is Finally Turning Around!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 35: Subway Sparring MatchMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 34: Western Monk And The Strange Train AccidentMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 33: You're The Runner Up!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 32: Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 31: Showings You My Realization!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 30: Trouble Still Comes In The End!Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 29: RealizationMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 28: CluesMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 27: Deadly PoisonMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 26: Guard Against Those Who Might try To Hurt YouMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 25: Seeing Oneself Through MediationMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 24: This Is Just A Usb DriveMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 23: Classmate Shuhang, Did You Offend Someone Recently?Mar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 22: She's Been Pushed Up Against A Wall...AgainMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 21: Laying The FoundationsMar 27, 2019more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 20: Don't Worry, I'll Just Break A LegDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 19: Girls These Days Are That Stuck-upDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 18: The World Of Cultivation Is Right At My Fingertips!Dec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 17: I'll Risk My Life To Follow This Path!Dec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 16: Running Under The Sunset - Memories Of My YouthDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 15: My Unique Pill FurnaceDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 14: Express Delivery For Song ShusangDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 13: Uproot The Grass, Senior SongDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 12: GhostDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 11: Searching for the Ghost Lamp TempleDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 10: Professor Ren Shui's InjuryDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 9: That For Which One Seeks, Appears Where Expected LeastDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 8: Soft Feather and Lou Xin StreetDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Chapter 7: Victims of the Chat GroupDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Chapter 6: Immortal Teacher Copper TrigramDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Chapter 5: Have Faith in Science!Dec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Chapter 4: Lightning Tribulation In City HDec 31, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Chapter 3: An Elixir FormulaAug 19, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Chapter 2: Wait, Let This Lord Do a DivinationJun 10, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Chapter 1: Nine Provinces Number One GroupApr 16, 2018more_horiz
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Chapter 0Mar 31, 2018more_horiz